tak susah-mati tapi suka sangat-sangat!!

Aku ni bukanla peminat susah-mati Faizal Tahir (FT) atau Rockensteiners tegar.. tapi aku memang suka tengok dia perform kt tv & dengar lagu-lagu dia. Bila aku beli cd dia, SEMUA lagu dia aku suka. So bila ada peluang untuk tengok dia perform live, haruslah aku rebut kan.. Kena bayor pun, bayor je lah.. Nak free g keje back stage lah!

Bila baca kat paper 'utusanmeloya' (quote dr kawan aku) hati aku cakap, "hek eleh..."

Dia nye kutuk berperenggan-perenggan. Puji nye 1,2 line jer. Aizat lak, terbalik. Kalau dia nak kata FT pancit masa menyanyi ker, hambar ker, suara tak sama cam CD ke takpela jugak.. Ini, sebab FT bercerita dengan audience & ckp English fluent. Nasib baik FT tak cakap, "I look stupid if I speak in Malay, u see.." Haha! Itu belum lagi dia kuarkan brit accent ala-ala pengulas match EPL.

Aiyoyo.. kadawale.. Bukannya kitorang boring pun dengar citer dia.. Kelakar kotttt.. Lagi kelakar dari persembahan peserta Raja Lawak 4. Plus, dapat la peminat-peminat dia lepak lama sket. Ni mesti sebab wartawan tu..

• bukan peminat FT tapi dipaksa bos nya untuk pergi
• dia ada date malam tu tapi kena kensel sebab kena cover konsert tu
• dia lapar sebab belum makan pastu bengang konsert tu habis after 12
• sebab-sebab peribadi yang cuma dia aje yang leh buat ayat nya

Siap cakap 'macamlaa FT ni ada album English sampai nak berspeaking2 bagai'. Ehh, kena ada album English dulu ehh baru leh cakap BI? Bukan sepanjang masa dia speaking pun.. Adoyai... yang penting, Rockensteiners, Siti Zoners & Aizoners semua enjoy gile dengan each performance. Bila lagi dapat tengok Siti nyanyi lagu rock, Aizat nyanyi lagu zapin & FT nyanyi lagu Cindai? And lagu Spider - Rela Ku Pujuk nyanyi ramai-ramai dalam versi raggae~

OK, tu yang best part. Yang part kelakar pun ada..

Apart from enjoying the show, kitorang pun 'enjoy' gak tengok kerenah merpati 2 sejoli kat depan kitorang. Dah la seat dia ada papan kat belakang. So if ko duduk ontok-ontok kat seat tu, sandar elok-elok, orang belakang takde masalah nak nampak pentas.

Masalahnya si mamat ni jenis tak leh dok bersandar.. Ada bisul kot kat belakang dia? Tapiiiiiiii... bila mai lagu slow melow, hamboihhhhh... Kenmain lentok lagi ko yer kat bahu awek ko.. Aku ngan Mizzy memang gelak sekuat hati *sebab muzik kuat sangat so tak puas laa tak dengar ketawa sendiri kan.. Belum campur kitorang 'bergossip' lagi. Sikit lagi Mizzy nak sound direct soh duduk sandar betul-betul. Tapi time dia lentok tu memang dapat full view lah.. Ahaha!!

Overall, konsert tu memang terbaek lah! Sorakan paling kuat harusla dari Rockensteiners sekelian kannnn.. Siap lawan-lawan sorak ngan level lain. Haha.. Apa nak buat.. kena hanjeng ngan FT. Siap ckp semalam nye crowd lagi happening. Apalagi, semua naik syeikh lah!

So Johnny, m looking forward for your solo act in the future okeh? Eh, tercakap BI pulak.. *bak kata FT kat FB dia.. hihi!

Kalau la aku ada kamera canggih sket, mesti aku tak malu nak tayang gambar curik 3 stars ni dok sign otograp peminat. Orang ramai ya hamat!!  Kamera aku asik snap gmbr tangan orang jer lebih!! =___='

P/S: salah satu 'celoteh' dia yang takleh blah, dia cakap ada satu fan ni jerit dari jauh.. Johnny!! Johnny!! Bila dah datang dekat orang tu ckp, "eh sorry, I ingatkan Johnny Depp tadi!" choiiiii!!!!!!!

P/S2: Siti sebut Johnny Dape. hihi! jgn marah aaaaa...

 stage dia dari seating kami

haa kasi terang sket. tingkat 3 ko!! itu je yg dapek..

johnnyyyyyy!!!! eh, silap.. faizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll!!

 

sesi sign otograf. gmbr dah crop kaw2 nyer. kalau tak, gile banyak bendasing2 kat keliling gambar.. yang gagal di crop, rambut sedara di atas.

dapat sambar ni jer..

My Valentine’s Day

Never celebrate it but for the sake of free tix, here's my fantasy date with the Lord of Punk'd.. Yes, you got that right.. Who else, yes... YOU, Ash! *Perasan konon Ashton Kutcher nak baca blog kau!! Demi, pinjam laki hang sat... 

Some girls like Mr. Nice Guy, but I guess I'm more into Bad Boys. Maybe they have some 'adrenaline-rush' kinda thing that could make my life a bit like a roller coaster???

Anyways, I'm here to talk about my dream (LITERALLY) date with Ashton. Since he's really well-known in pranking others, I have to be extra carefull myself from the moment I step out of the house. Even I hope he'll rest the day for me..

Valentine is a special day.. If I only have 1 day to spend with him, I'll plan to spend it alllll day. Yes, from AM to PM. And since our dearest Mr. Kutcher here is a very very budak bandar, I think I should bring him closer to nature.

Right after I sit beside him in the Hummer, we'll head straight to Tanjung Karang where we'll be joining a pakcik & makcik for tuai padi antara masak... esok jangannnn -bzztttt! stop the music pls! Ok, we'll be helping them membanting padi. But since it's still February, so we'll just help them planting the seeds.

Ohh it's gonna be fun seeing him in the fields with the triangle hat and seluar senteng! hahaha!! I'll throw him some pacat (or i'll just ask pakcik to throw them to him!) just to see if he screams like a sissy! Before we head back to town, I'll make sure we have some brunch in the hut in the middle of the paddy fields. And during our way to tumpang mandi air perigi at rumah pakcik, I'll push him into the field from the 'batas sawah'!!

He must be soooo exhausted, so I'll drive the Hummer on the way back and let him take some nap. In the mean time, I'll make sure I snap some precious pictures of him dozing off.. ;)  We'll stop by Kota Melawati for some sightseeing and lunch under a tree down the hill.. Of course without all the monkeys~

Once we reach the city, we'll head to Menara KL. Blindfold him in the elevator and bring him to the open deck and let him feel the wind that blows his hair everywhere! Once he open up his eyes, he'll see that I'm ready for a jump!

"You jump, I jump!" As we ready for our free fall ride after watching sunset at the deck~

Once we safe on the ground, we'll head back to the elevator for our romantic dinner at the Revolving Restaurant, enjoying KL night sky. And not to forget, a dance would do no harm (if we can still feel our feet!). By 12 midnight, we'll watch Tower Lightning - a light & sound show from Menara KL.

If I get an extra 1 more night with him, *hepppp!! don't think 'other things' yea.... I'd love to bring him for a ride down the river to Kg Kuantan for fireflies watch. Then we can proceed for IKAN BAKAR!!!!

Ok, I'll better stop before 'Ashton' serik turun Malaya!!!

So there! My 'fantasy-never-come-true-dream' of a special Valentine.. It's all about fun with nature. And answering your question, of course I'll be super excited spending time with him. And make sure he adds me on his FB - not as a fan of course.. bwahahahah!!! (so I can tag him to the pix of him dozing off in the Hummer). No Ash, I don't tweet. Sorry...

Lucky Ash - or me??

And to all my friends & hughey.. please don't hate me.. This post is all because of this: 

Skodeng dari lubang kecil di dinding kayu

"Ooo bila keluar malam, katanya pegi miting! Pegi miting! Rupa-rupanya di sini yaa... Simpan perempuan yaaa..."
"Sumpah, perempuan ini bukan abg simpan, Tinah. Yang ini binik abg no.2.. Bukan orang lain.. Madu kau juge, Tinah..."
"Ooo binik ko nombor 2 ya? Kalau dulu, aku takmau kawin dengan kau, nak bunuh diri! Sekarang simpan perempuan ya.. Jantan x guna! Nak mampos! Sepatutnya kau ditembak dengan senapang gajah!"
"Astaghfirullahalazim, mengucap Tinah.. Menurut undang2 Islam kita dibolehkan untuk kawen sampai 4, sayang.. Ini baru no 2. Yang ke-3 dan ke-4 akan datang, Tinah.. Entah next change ka.. Entah coming soon ka... Tinah.. Tinaaaahhh.."
"Ohhh... kalau kawen, nak ikut undang2 islam.. Pasal sembahyang, puasa, kenapa x ikut undang2 islam, hah??!!"

*prunggg prangg piungggg!!!

PERHATIAN: babak di atas tiada kena mengena dengan catatan di bawah.

NEXT CHANGE

COMING SOON

MESTI TONTON.

perkahwinan itu satu penyatuan yang suci

aku tau cite ni agak basi, tp nk wat cenggana kol 4 td baru aku dpt bukak paper online sat. then dpt tau sasha bashir da kawen. so sebagai seorang yg kepoh, aku pun g la spy blog dia... ada gambar2 wedding dia.

ya ampun.... suwitnye diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... i like everything at the wedding. the theme, the dress, the cake! omaigod. speechless jap tgk keindahan & kesempoian wedding dia. xde nk serabut2 atau gah2 bagai.. simple giler. theme putih. putih pun melambangkan kesucian thus explained the meaning of a wedding.

ikut ckp kt paper tersebut, dia x wat duit hantaran pun.. juz cincin, quran & 100g emas. untungnya laki dia! haha!!

neway, sasha *ceh macam dia kenal aku jer~ congrats... i kidnap 1 pic from ur blog ek.. untuk more beautiful pics, silalah ke sini.

1 word.

BLISS~

greatest show on earth

Ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best father you could ever imagined & I just wanted to say, that I love him.. So much!!

.: mata sembab bukan sebab nangis byk, tp sebab tido kol 5. haih...

In Our Darkest Hour
In My Deepest Despair
Will You Still Care?
Will You Be There?
In My Trials
And My Tripulations
Through Our Doubts
And Frustrations
In My Violence
In My Turbulence
Through My Fear
And My Confessions
In My Anguish And My Pain
Through My Joy And My Sorrow
In The Promise Of Another Tomorrow
I'll Never Let You Part
For You're Always In My Heart.

perasan x sesuatun??

click to ENLARGE.

cube cari apa persamaan kedua2 insan ini.. hehehehe..

psstt.. aku baru je pasan doh...

ku bukan superstar, kaya & terkenal

pg td ms nk kuar g keje, singgah meja makan. kt tv terpasang HotFM AM Crew. tetiba ibu ckp, "eh maikel jeksen mati ekkk.." haaa? apesal?? kt 8tv adala org tepon2 btau dia penah salam MJ ckp kulit halus la apela... tp xde lak ckp psl ape..

masuk2 keta, on radio.. owhhh cardiac arrest. tp tetibe jekk??! hmmm apa nk buat kan.. dh ajal.. tp sian laa.. konsert yg bakal dia buat tu, cukup utk cover hutang2 dia.. harap2 royalti dia selama ni cukup la utk anak2 dia nnt..

aku xtau la nk refer MJ ni as mendiang or arwah sbb dulu ada kuar kt paper dia convert Islam. itupun few days b4 naik mahkamah psl kes lawsuit ngan pak sheikh.. and terkejut jugak bila dpt tau umo dia sebenarnya 50 thn! dlm otak aku, he's like forever 20-30's.. xtau asal. ala, samalaaa dgn aku yg forever rasa aku ni still 24. haha!

kt FB bersepah org letak status condolence.. tp ye laa satu kehilangan besar utk dunia muzik walaupun xde kena ngena ngan aku. but still, MJ pernah gak laa singgah di otak mental aku dgn lagu & video clip yg x ditelan zaman. so, entri kali ni aku nk wat tribute to MJ.. even aku ni bukanla peminat setia dia pun... lirik lagu dia pun bukan aku hafal sgt..

Carta lagu MJ feveret yg aku susah nk lupa:
(kalau nk tgk video2 clip dia, sila ke sini ehh..)

10. Smooth Criminal - "yeni ayu wokei, ayu wokei, ayu wokei yeni.." itu je laaa yg aku dok ulang2 sbb tu je yg aku dpt tangkap ms dengar dulu. haha!!

9. Earth Song - dia bukan je buat lagu psl hal2 manusiawi, tp ada jugak mesej2 sejagat. kdg2 kita nasihat, berleter, ajar kat orang, orang xmo dengar & rasa annoyed. so, bila ada lagu2 camni, baru laa terbukak skettt mata manusia2 ego ni betapa byknya kemusnahan yg dicipta di sebalik kejayaan yg ditempa. *puhh! ayat cam ayat guru besar kt perhimpunan skolah lak! nk harap tgk NatGeo, haremmmm...

8. Remember the Time - fuhh ni video clip dia ala2 kat Mesir. dia jatuh cinta ngan bini Firaun, supermodel Iman. Firaun dia Eddie Murphy. time ending time dia jadi pasir tu, aku dh melopong dpn tv.

7. U Are Not Alone - bila dgr lagu ni skang, cam sedih skit2 arr.. tp lagu ni mmg bagi smgt pd mereka yg rasa lost! mmg sgt ke 'R.Kelly'an lagu nih..

6. Bad - aku suka lagu ni sbb aku rasa aku ni jahat, kot? ntah la.. best je telinga aku dengar

5. Black or White - ini video clip yg paling canggih aku penah tengok (masa tu). mcm mana dia wat morphing dr sorang ke sorang.. hitam, putih, kelabu, laki, pompan, org muda, org tua... mmg best! abg aku ada record videotape, mmg hari2 aku play time cuti skolah!

4. Bilie Jean - hoii lagu ni time dia wat moonwalk tu, huiii kagumas aku nengoknyer.. intro dia aje dh leh wat kepala tersengguk2 ikut beat.

3. Thriller - lagu ni sgt lah best nya smpi hero Tamil pun tiru. cuma version dia jd Geli Mat (mat, mat , mat...) tp dulu2 tgk, time dia jadi hantu tu aku tutup mata. tatuttttt...

2. Beat It - all time feveret aku. sgt stylo jaket merah dia tu. kalau aku besar sikit ms tu & ada duit, harus aku g cari jaket camtu gak kt pasar malam atau kat Billion atau Great Wall.

1. We Are The World - tenang je rasa hati dengar lagu ni.. aku rasa cam lagu tu ditujukan kat aku jer.. haha! yelaa kan lagu tu utk kanak2 sedunia.. masa tu aku still kanak2, harusla aku perasan weh.. rasa cam sgt disayangi pun ada. huhu!

his dressing, his sharp yet smooth moves, the singing, everything la kiranya.. mmg always distinctive, lain dr yg lain & xde sapa leh jd cam dia. posers mmg banyak, tp xkan ada yg leh jadi cam dia. and aku rasa dia je the only person yg di featured kan dlm teka teki kanak2 zaman skrg. ehh xpernah dgr ke??

apa dia, yg masa kecik, itam... bila besar, putih?

cuma syg di penghujung hayat dia, kisah nya x seindah yg diharap.. skandal, saman, divorce, hutang.. well, nk wat camne, mebe itu harga yg perlu dibayar utk jd seorang SUPERSTAR..

1958 - 2009

AUWWWWW!!!!