Lepas sahur aku tertido 'kejap' kat sofa.
Pastu mimpi bukan2..
Tah cemana aku leh mimpi jumpa epalhijau-paling-femes dalam mimpi aku?
Dlm mimpi tu dia dtg jumpa aku kat 1 cafe ni (atau aku yg g umah dia??).
Dia dh tggu kat 1 meja taman bentuk bulat kaler putih. dia ckp "tengs yea masukkan duit RM50"
Aku dah ke"harrrr???"an dah... Aku toleh nmpk mizzy kt meja luar dok suruh aku cover line. siap buat memek muka lg tapi masa tu aku cam "pebende ni??"
Rupanya dia yg masukkan duit tu tp dok kata aku yg buat~ Motif??
Pastu tetibe AG dtg kt seat aku, ckp "Syg nk minum ape?"
Aku dlm hati dah, waddehelll ni wey?? apakah artinya semua ini??
Pastu kak Di excuse-me-jap-nk-g-toilet.. Datang plak segerombolan family dengan anak2 kiut-miut datang beramah mesra.
Yg laki bini ni plak, tiap kali nk dok sebelah aku mesti cuit pinggang.. Eyy... ape, igt kelakar la? Nasib anak korang super comel!
It happened to be that family ni 'jiran' aku. Mak ayah aku cam 'tumpangkan' aku jap kat umah diorang.
Umah besar dowhhhhh... Siap ada sungai ke terusan tah kat tepi taman umah dia..
Bila dh petang2 sket, aku baru tingat nak amik gambo kt situ..
Sekali je tersedar yg sungai/terusan tu dah melimpah.. Ala2 air pasang lah.. Ahh sudah!! Janganlaa aku hanyut!
Aku pun g kat sliding door ketuk2 cermin soh bukak pintu. Air dah melimpah2 sampai kat simen siap masuk dlm umah bila aku bukak sliding door tuh. "Oh sorry.." basah rumah orang!
Yang peliknya air tu cam ada buih2.. Ape, ada org basuh baju ker kat atas nun?? Atau dia hala tiub mesin basuh dia ke luar?? (itu yg dlm pala otak aku masa tuh)
Then amende tah lg.. Cam kt umah jepun/korea pun ada gak.. Dh x ingat dah..
Tau2 je adik lelaki aku cuit kaki tanya, "Wey, x keje ke???"
Kan aku dah kata, mimpi bukan2...
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Jun 4, 2010
halasan
1. sori bos, lambat arini. saya tadi mimpi jumpa ex-ofismate kita tapi dia sajeeeee je x nak bgatau nama dia kt saya. siap soh teka-teka lak... dah la rupe dia dh lain gile... ngada-ngada tau dia tuuu...
2. berikutan insiden sandal terbelah mulut tadi, satu resolusi telah di usulkan iaitu betapa perlu nya mempunyai bekalan kasut spare di kereta dan juga beli saja kasut/sandal tiap kali ke mall jika sudah berkenan di hati tak kira bulan puasa ataupun tak. ia juga selari dengan habit melanyak kasut yang sama sampai lunyai 5 hari berturut-turut setiap minggu.
3. stering cam senget jer.. kena wat balancing lagi ni.. tapi kalau sport rim tak ganti-ganti, alamatnya setahun 3 kali la buat balancing...
4. lenguh la bila ber lappy atas lantai ni.. tangan cepat lenguh sebab pergelangan berkedudukan hampir 90 darjah dok main-main mouse. pinggang pun lenguh bila meniarap lama sangat.
5. kaki ni cepat sangat krem & semutan bila terhimpit agak lama. Ni mesti darah tak mengalir dengan betul ni.. Kena ada pengurut ni... Takpun meja lappy pun jadi laa... Sebab tu lama tak hapdet blog ni.. Kat ofis manjang sebok main kejar-kejar ngan talian-mati. Balik rumah penat nak bukak lappy lagi sebab kaki, tangan & pinggang akan cepat memberontak. hutang gambar & cerita-ceriti pun banyak lagi yang perlu dibayar...
ni pun dok menaip sambil baring atas beanbag. cara tak??? nasib ada cooler pad, kalau tak berasap peha & perut aku! *eh tapi bagus gak tu.. ala-ala fat burner gituuu..
2. berikutan insiden sandal terbelah mulut tadi, satu resolusi telah di usulkan iaitu betapa perlu nya mempunyai bekalan kasut spare di kereta dan juga beli saja kasut/sandal tiap kali ke mall jika sudah berkenan di hati tak kira bulan puasa ataupun tak. ia juga selari dengan habit melanyak kasut yang sama sampai lunyai 5 hari berturut-turut setiap minggu.
3. stering cam senget jer.. kena wat balancing lagi ni.. tapi kalau sport rim tak ganti-ganti, alamatnya setahun 3 kali la buat balancing...
4. lenguh la bila ber lappy atas lantai ni.. tangan cepat lenguh sebab pergelangan berkedudukan hampir 90 darjah dok main-main mouse. pinggang pun lenguh bila meniarap lama sangat.
5. kaki ni cepat sangat krem & semutan bila terhimpit agak lama. Ni mesti darah tak mengalir dengan betul ni.. Kena ada pengurut ni... Takpun meja lappy pun jadi laa... Sebab tu lama tak hapdet blog ni.. Kat ofis manjang sebok main kejar-kejar ngan talian-mati. Balik rumah penat nak bukak lappy lagi sebab kaki, tangan & pinggang akan cepat memberontak. hutang gambar & cerita-ceriti pun banyak lagi yang perlu dibayar...
ni pun dok menaip sambil baring atas beanbag. cara tak??? nasib ada cooler pad, kalau tak berasap peha & perut aku! *eh tapi bagus gak tu.. ala-ala fat burner gituuu..
Feb 9, 2010
berangan bukan larangan
Tak ramai yang tak suka berangan. Lagi best kalau yang diangankan tu menjelma depan mata. Usaha memangla perlu.. Janji tahu kemampuan masing-masing. Lagi bagus kalau dapat push over the limit. Asal tak sewel nanti. Haha!
Hmmm... Apa nak buat kalau dapat RM100,000.00?
Nak tunggu cheque RM100,000 memang TAK la kan. *ehm tapi mana tau kot2 nama sangkut kat Shell? Amin!!!
Cheque RM100,000 aku takde. Tapi, RM100.00 ada! Haha!
Nak tunggu cheque Nuffnang memang lagilah berzaman-zaman nak dapat, kennnn....
*Ada kot yang cakap, "Elleh RM100 je ponnn.. Kecoh macam dapat Rm1000!" Ehhhhhh.... ko ade?? Cheque gaji tak kira eh.. Haha!
Dapat cheque 100 dari FLY FM. Tahun 1998 dulu aku dpt 1st cheque of my life (100 gak) pulak dari FLY GUY kat Hitz.fm. Ironic tak? Takkkkk??!!! Ada aku kisah?? Cak! Cak! Cak!!
Hmmm... Apa nak buat kalau dapat RM100,000.00?
- Down payment rumah banyak2. Bukan rumah yang banyak.. tapi d/p nye yang banyak.. lebih dari 10%. Kurangla beban bulan-bulan nanti...
- Beli emas buat investment dalam bank. Ada orang kata, "Nanti kena bayar zakat.." Aku jawab,"Habis tu, dah kewajipan.. Janji rezeki berkat. Lagipun, rezeki ni bukan kita sorang yang punya..." Kalau taknak bayar, haa pakaila jongkong emas tu letak kat leher. Jangan ada yang salah tengok cam loceng lembu, sudah!
- Opp bagi la hibah kat parents & adik-adik sket.
- Pergi vacation kat obersi. Bukan takmo gi dalam Mesia, tapi alang-alang duit dah banyak kan.. Nak tunggu lain-lain kali, tak dapek la.. Umrah pun cun gak..
- Letak saving kat Tabung Haji & bank-bank lain yang berkaitan.
- Eh, lupa lak nak tukar handphone. Erm, kamera sekali.
- Kereta? Cukup ke nak beli Peugot tu ekk? Atau hybrid car? Kereta sport? Watpe laa bazir duit nak beli keta camtu kat Mesia nih melainkan korang memang bercita-cita nak kumpul saman atau menderma secara berkala kat PDRM / JPJ. Cuba tanya kat kompeni kot-kot boleh buat skim potongan gaji?
- Ganti apa-apa yang patut kat kereta yang ada sekarang cukupla kot... Music player *eh, takyah.. Ada orang dah janji nak belikan~ Hmm cuci enjin terus lah.. Super major service. Tukar tayar & rim. Wax.
Nak tunggu cheque RM100,000 memang TAK la kan. *ehm tapi mana tau kot2 nama sangkut kat Shell? Amin!!!
Cheque RM100,000 aku takde. Tapi, RM100.00 ada! Haha!
Tewimerkaseyhh Fly FM! Tak rugi aku spend 15minit dengar lagu-lagu tu.
Nak tunggu cheque Nuffnang memang lagilah berzaman-zaman nak dapat, kennnn....
Rezeki masyukkk di pagi jumaat lalu. Alhamdulillah.. 3 bulan aku sabar menanti.
*Ada kot yang cakap, "Elleh RM100 je ponnn.. Kecoh macam dapat Rm1000!" Ehhhhhh.... ko ade?? Cheque gaji tak kira eh.. Haha!
Dapat cheque 100 dari FLY FM. Tahun 1998 dulu aku dpt 1st cheque of my life (100 gak) pulak dari FLY GUY kat Hitz.fm. Ironic tak? Takkkkk??!!! Ada aku kisah?? Cak! Cak! Cak!!
Jan 26, 2010
My Valentine’s Day
Never celebrate it but for the sake of free tix, here's my fantasy date with the Lord of Punk'd.. Yes, you got that right.. Who else, yes... YOU, Ash! *Perasan konon Ashton Kutcher nak baca blog kau!! Demi, pinjam laki hang sat...
Some girls like Mr. Nice Guy, but I guess I'm more into Bad Boys. Maybe they have some 'adrenaline-rush' kinda thing that could make my life a bit like a roller coaster???
Anyways, I'm here to talk about my dream (LITERALLY) date with Ashton. Since he's really well-known in pranking others, I have to be extra carefull myself from the moment I step out of the house. Even I hope he'll rest the day for me..
Valentine is a special day.. If I only have 1 day to spend with him, I'll plan to spend it alllll day. Yes, from AM to PM. And since our dearest Mr. Kutcher here is a very very budak bandar, I think I should bring him closer to nature.
Right after I sit beside him in the Hummer, we'll head straight to Tanjung Karang where we'll be joining a pakcik & makcik for tuai padi antara masak... esok jangannnn -bzztttt! stop the music pls! Ok, we'll be helping them membanting padi. But since it's still February, so we'll just help them planting the seeds.
Ohh it's gonna be fun seeing him in the fields with the triangle hat and seluar senteng! hahaha!! I'll throw him some pacat (or i'll just ask pakcik to throw them to him!) just to see if he screams like a sissy! Before we head back to town, I'll make sure we have some brunch in the hut in the middle of the paddy fields. And during our way to tumpang mandi air perigi at rumah pakcik, I'll push him into the field from the 'batas sawah'!!
He must be soooo exhausted, so I'll drive the Hummer on the way back and let him take some nap. In the mean time, I'll make sure I snap some precious pictures of him dozing off.. ;) We'll stop by Kota Melawati for some sightseeing and lunch under a tree down the hill.. Of course without all the monkeys~
Once we reach the city, we'll head to Menara KL. Blindfold him in the elevator and bring him to the open deck and let him feel the wind that blows his hair everywhere! Once he open up his eyes, he'll see that I'm ready for a jump!
"You jump, I jump!" As we ready for our free fall ride after watching sunset at the deck~
Once we safe on the ground, we'll head back to the elevator for our romantic dinner at the Revolving Restaurant, enjoying KL night sky. And not to forget, a dance would do no harm (if we can still feel our feet!). By 12 midnight, we'll watch Tower Lightning - a light & sound show from Menara KL.
If I get an extra 1 more night with him, *hepppp!! don't think 'other things' yea.... I'd love to bring him for a ride down the river to Kg Kuantan for fireflies watch. Then we can proceed for IKAN BAKAR!!!!
Ok, I'll better stop before 'Ashton' serik turun Malaya!!!
So there! My 'fantasy-never-come-true-dream' of a special Valentine.. It's all about fun with nature. And answering your question, of course I'll be super excited spending time with him. And make sure he adds me on his FB - not as a fan of course.. bwahahahah!!! (so I can tag him to the pix of him dozing off in the Hummer). No Ash, I don't tweet. Sorry...
Some girls like Mr. Nice Guy, but I guess I'm more into Bad Boys. Maybe they have some 'adrenaline-rush' kinda thing that could make my life a bit like a roller coaster???
Anyways, I'm here to talk about my dream (LITERALLY) date with Ashton. Since he's really well-known in pranking others, I have to be extra carefull myself from the moment I step out of the house. Even I hope he'll rest the day for me..
Valentine is a special day.. If I only have 1 day to spend with him, I'll plan to spend it alllll day. Yes, from AM to PM. And since our dearest Mr. Kutcher here is a very very budak bandar, I think I should bring him closer to nature.
Right after I sit beside him in the Hummer, we'll head straight to Tanjung Karang where we'll be joining a pakcik & makcik for tuai padi antara masak... esok jangannnn -bzztttt! stop the music pls! Ok, we'll be helping them membanting padi. But since it's still February, so we'll just help them planting the seeds.
Ohh it's gonna be fun seeing him in the fields with the triangle hat and seluar senteng! hahaha!! I'll throw him some pacat (or i'll just ask pakcik to throw them to him!) just to see if he screams like a sissy! Before we head back to town, I'll make sure we have some brunch in the hut in the middle of the paddy fields. And during our way to tumpang mandi air perigi at rumah pakcik, I'll push him into the field from the 'batas sawah'!!
He must be soooo exhausted, so I'll drive the Hummer on the way back and let him take some nap. In the mean time, I'll make sure I snap some precious pictures of him dozing off.. ;) We'll stop by Kota Melawati for some sightseeing and lunch under a tree down the hill.. Of course without all the monkeys~
Once we reach the city, we'll head to Menara KL. Blindfold him in the elevator and bring him to the open deck and let him feel the wind that blows his hair everywhere! Once he open up his eyes, he'll see that I'm ready for a jump!
"You jump, I jump!" As we ready for our free fall ride after watching sunset at the deck~
Once we safe on the ground, we'll head back to the elevator for our romantic dinner at the Revolving Restaurant, enjoying KL night sky. And not to forget, a dance would do no harm (if we can still feel our feet!). By 12 midnight, we'll watch Tower Lightning - a light & sound show from Menara KL.
If I get an extra 1 more night with him, *hepppp!! don't think 'other things' yea.... I'd love to bring him for a ride down the river to Kg Kuantan for fireflies watch. Then we can proceed for IKAN BAKAR!!!!
Ok, I'll better stop before 'Ashton' serik turun Malaya!!!
So there! My 'fantasy-never-come-true-dream' of a special Valentine.. It's all about fun with nature. And answering your question, of course I'll be super excited spending time with him. And make sure he adds me on his FB - not as a fan of course.. bwahahahah!!! (so I can tag him to the pix of him dozing off in the Hummer). No Ash, I don't tweet. Sorry...
Lucky Ash - or me??
And to all my friends & hughey.. please don't hate me.. This post is all because of this:
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